Words and more

I haven't posted in 15 days. For some reason whenever I'm about to write a number, I press the Caps Lock key. Yep. So I stopped writing Paranoia. Moving on to Visions. Why? I have a feeling you might not wanna read about it.

I think I found the perfect agent. She just has to answer. I haven't sent my Query letter yet though. In like 2 weeks when I might jut finish Visions. I feel really dedicated to this book. Hope it seriously works out. You wanna read the first chapter of Visions? Sorry but not right now. I have written the chapter. Just not showing it. Yet. I really have nothing more to write. Sorry. But entertain yourself with these pics.

 Don't they just look beautiful sucking face? I wonder when they're gonna stop. They've been at it for days. They're supposed to be Katniss and Peeta from the Hunger Games. You've never heard of the Hunger Games!?! Have you been living under a rock?

                This is just frozen. You can't make anything funny out of this.

 This is my house. Well I don't live in it. Nor do I own it. Can it still be my house? No? Party pooper.

 Just look at how they walk their talk. They look so beautiful. Don't you wish could just be them? I don't. Not right now. With all the problems and such. Have you never watched this show? Where the hell were you for the 21st century?! Well you're here, considering it's still that century. But seriously!?!

This is Cinna. From that Hunger Games book I told you about? Yes I told you about the book. Have you not been reading what I wrote? Then why are you here? Doesn't Cinna look dangerous. *Purrs* What? What did I do?

As I said there really is nothing to write.. That Funny Things to Ponder thing is really starting to get on my nerves.

Right now, Right here.

A lot of us have friends. I know I do. I have this friend Sofia. She's a good person. I think.

I do have a question. What extremes would you go to help a friend ignore a friend? If you don't get it, here's the explanation. The friend you are ignoring did something bad to the other friend. Yet you don't know what it is - this doesn't actually go with the question but let's pretend it does. Would you help the friend you are not ignoring even if she won't tell you the story or would you go to other extremes to protect the other friend? Or would you just drop out? Try to get them to reconcile? Lock them in a room or something put a camera there and refuse to let the out until they sort out their differences? That is a little extreme but anything for your friends right? They would be a little steamed at you of course.

Is it only me that like this wallpaper? I have to know.

These are the things that I wrote. Right now, Right here.

I will leave you with these..... Whatever you're gonna call 'em.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

In which I cry or laugh or go crazy.

It's a new day in a new month. I figured new post! Yay! I think I'm going crazy. Are there signs to craziness? It's just that I don't feel myself. Which means not going crazy. I do however a lot of times now, feel the urge to slam my head or something or pull my hair out. Probably just the influence of the modern world. Cuckoo.

I can't find my journal. And I don't feel like pouring my secrets into this public blog. I don't think I pour my feelings into my journal. Everything is just fine and cozy. On a good point, yesterday I found out that Andrea Creamer lives in Minnesota. In Minneapolis. An author who actually lives in the area. And we went too the library. Yay!!

Right now my sis - the older one - is raving about buying some mascara and lipgloss for someone. Or is it her? I feel kinda antsy on edge. And not on the edge of glory. I also had the weirdest dream last night. Great now I'm practically telling the very limited amount of people who come across this blog things they don't even wanna hear about. Yay for weirdness.

I think I said yay way too much in this one post. There's a yay in every paragraph including this one. So this blog. I don't know how I feel about it I think I really don't know why I joined. See, I'm practically crazy. Why do I keep typing that? It's aggravating. I don't wish it on myself!

As anyone read Day of tears. It's a very inspirational, emotional book. I actually cried a little. Like I did at the end of the Harry Potter series. The book not the movie. Yea, I'm the kind of person that actually reads. I cried a little at The Series Of Misunfortunate events. Only a little. My tears dried quick.

I tried to start a review blog. I actually did. But then, well I guess I didn't wanna do it right then. I'm a good candidate to help though. I read books really fast. Did you know I finished Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows in less than 12hrs. Maybe even less than 11hrs. Pretty fast reader. Especially if there no disturbance.
                                                                                Wallowing,
                                                                                         Hannah.